Our Story
How it all started
Welcome 2 ur worst nightmare. This is the intensive A$$ training u’ve been waiting 4 bb, and it’s about 2 get real in here.
Just call ya boi Yung Jespy™ n’ we’ll get u fixed up lickety split, no sh*t!
U got problemz? U got a bootie? U got a girlfriend? THAT’S HALF OFF FOR THE BOTH OF U!!
0.50 X 0.50 X $100,000 = $25,000 per biddie, no sweat, u can make that sh*t back in a few months to a year, and after that it’s smooth sailin’ bb, results guaranteed 🤝
Again, all products c*m w/ a P*ssyjuice™-back guarantee, just let me noe ur full address and SS # so I can write ur expense off as a carryover loss for next year’s pink panty slips aka The Femme™ Bubble aka Free Is Just a Number aka Let’s Do It Again Daddy aka Sleep, Take, Bust aka Nest Eggs and Bills aka Yeahhh U Right aka Ladies HMU: The People’s Umbrella™.
“If my d*ck hurts in the morning, did a pipe fall down in the middle of the forest last night and wake up all the neighbors?”
Philosophy
We hate freeloaders but luv the sex. U feel me? Just call straight down the center, collect, anytime, and we can play Career Sluts & Bruised Sets w/ Dre & Em bumpin’ in the back iight?
It’s time to level up ur consciousness and my sex-o-meter so I can go back and bang all my luvers into total level-up bliss and seed the initial GOP market w/ sum top dime coaches which u care about cuz ur a good person. Who’s ready 4 The Slumber Game™s 2 begin?
It all starts w/ happy hour and a group lay on the bed - fully clothed. We don’t do anything bad. Then, when ur feeling pretty good about the whole thing, we take all our clothes off. After that, we lay next to each other and feel the warmth of our bodies beside each other, mmm v nice. Then we play a little footsie, and the world is ours for the taking after a few final steps… very easy, I can lead the way or u can lead me on… if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work - no big deal. We’re all in this together. We’re all just trying 2 learn and become more conscious and happy and free each day, amirite ladies?
May all beings find leads 💸
Namaste!