Alocasia: Tips and Tricks

Aka Aloquaisia Got Dayum, u lookin’ hella phine up in here bb whatchu been drinkin’, that Phine A** Water™ or summa the Special™ pH sh*t they got at the farmer’s markets? Oh u fancy huh, okay we’ll see about that one honey.

Dam u look gud 2. Got that deep kale body and sharp around the edges… f*k. U rly got me goin’ like what da fuq that just ain’t right baby that ain’t RIGHT.

Anyway, u gotta c*m over sum time and c wut we picked up the other day - the latest collection. My other plant bb’s got somethin’ 2 show u behind the scenes wink wink, a nice wet lil’ surprise if u noe wut I mean 😉💦 Okay bb. Stay healthy Aloquaisia & I will c u soon enough 👅