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Treat this one nice cuz it’s Special™.

Indoor plants can be needy - don’t neglect them cuz they might turn their backs on u and never forgive u for failing 2 water them w/ equal luv in the same amount every day 4 the rest of ur life - we r talkin’ zero room 4 error here ladies.

If u needa plant caretaker while ur on vacay jus HMU and take me 2 dinner or somethin’ we can figure this one out 2 gether okay jus HMU.

Luv u bb 😘