How to care for potted plants

F*ck pot! It’s legal everywhere now! It’s not f*cking Special™ anymore! WAY 2 F*CKING RUIN EVERYTHING GOVERNMENT WTF.

GOSH. NOW MY PLANTS AREN’T GONNA BE SPECIAL™ ANYMORE AT THE LOCAL PLANT FAIR CUZ EVERYBODY’S GOT WEED AND WON’T APPRECIATE THE TRU GENIUS™ AND DEDICATION TO THE PLANT GAME™ WE PUT INTO DEEZ BABIES! LOOK AT THEM!! JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!

Pure-bred, triple-washed, hint of lemon juice spray w/ an extra splash 4 da dangler u see 1 from the left, she can be difficult. Big boi sturdy all the way on the right stays steady each day never complains about his workload, he’s the toughest in the fam. Everyone else knows their place and falls into line, the Mini-Joshy on the left needs his own featurette sometimes 2 remind him of the desert days when he used 2 call me from his celly in the state penny in death row valley 2 ask for some remittance agua cuz they never get rain over there. They called him Lil’ Joshy, that was b4 he got deported to the east coast so now he lives a bit of a starlet life amongst the proles of planthood aka ain’t everybody got dat west coast swag u feel me?

Lorem ipsum c*ms 2 us from passages of a Latin book written in 45 B.C. by Cicero called The Extremes of Good and Evil, so I guess ur in the right place then.

Welcome 2 nirvana. Let’s do dis Lucius. Namaste!